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On
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| WARNING:
DO NOT WATCH SOBER |
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These movies contains at least one of the following: violence, adult
language, extended barf scenes, poop humor, mildly funny jokes, and
anthropomorphic animated nudity. These films are not suitable to view
and cannot be recommended unless under massive sedation or exposed to
heavy paint fumes. Please seek a doctor immediately. (Direct link to
Trailer: Quicktime
/ Windows
Media)
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Little is truly known
of the origins of this phenomenal media sensation,
however I will attempt to reconstruct the history behind this international
craze/pandemic. It begins near the cusp of
prehistory with one of the first civilizations, that of Ancient
Sumaria some 16,320 years ago in the years 1986 around the region
of Mesopotamia. The Ancient Sumarians were highly evolved for
their time and age. They invented among other things: The
wheel, the beginnings of written language using pictograms, bunnies,
barbershop quartets (a full 15,000 years before barbershops even
existed) and Keith Richards.
Figure 21b.35 subops #23 - Ancient Sumarian Pictograms
They invented a
primitive form
of theater known as the docudrama wherein actors performed
inside of elaborate wooden cages which was the
forbearer of the modern Television. There was even a primitive remote
that would sick rabid dogs on the actors if their
performance was deemed unsatisfactory. The Meaty McMeat Show
is an adaptation of their most heralded classic tale, "It
was the best of times, It was the worst of times. An erotic opera by
Nathan Smithe (the "e" is sold separately)".
Figure #666.69.420.69.32b Ancient Sumarian Timeline
'The
Meaty McMeat Show is some screwed
up s.... stuff. This offal on acid continuously pushes the boundaries
of cartoon cavalcades to add Smithe's
own outlandish interpretation of the art form. The front cover says it
all: "Warning:
Do Not Watch Sober". But this is not
just a suggestion. It's a true safety measure.
There is genius here. There is also great danger. One of the reasons why The Meaty McMeat Show is so hard to dismiss is that, in between all the puke, dick and death jokes, the artist inserts some clever and satirical content.
Something about Meaty McMeat screams "genius" and "junk" - usually at the same time. This never dull diversion announces a new, nerd-like voice to the world of independent artistry. Nathan Smithe is a very disturbed young man, and the outlet for all his troubled thoughts, otherwise known as The Meaty McMeat Show, is a space-out masterpiece.
As if making a 100-minute
movie about talking meat wasn't innovation enough, creator Smithe decided to doll up his DVD
presentation of the film with more bizarre bonus features than most Criterion Collection titles could
ever contain. Indeed, when placed along side the actual motion picture
experience, the digital dynamics of The
Meaty McMeat Show become unusually disturbed.
There is no middle ground with Meaty McMeat. You will either love this likeable lump of human innards or find everything about it – from the animation to the sense of humor – as repugnant as Carrot Top's career. Like the gross-out greatness of The Ren and Stimpy Show when it first hit the airwaves or the DIY devilishness of very early South Park, The Meaty McMeat Show is something with so much potential that you can't help but give it a hand over some of the more amateurish shortcomings. Given a chance to germinate properly and grow exponentially, this could be the start of the "next big thing" in crackpot cartooning.
Nathan Smithe should be given some credit for turning his
tainted concept of comedy into a psychologically unsound set of
characters, as well as putting them through a prurient playlet for all
the world to see. So when, sometime in the future, the culture embraces
the borderline brain dead dimension of Meaty
and his pals and you can't escape the endless merchandising of 'Spackle
Me' Ermo dolls, don't say you
weren't warned. DVD Talk was
prescient enough to see the impending doom. And it laughed all the way
to the cellar to wait it out. Be prepared – and like Seth Brundle suggested, be
afraid.'(read the
whole article..)
"Boy this makes
us seem normal...." (posted on alt.fan.furry)
"It
was at party being thrown at my pad by some flatmates. Unfortunately
someone invited a smattering of young obnoxious hippies and they were
all mincing about in the living room stinking the place up with their
patchuli oils and clove cigarettes and their superficial anti-corporate
rhetoric. I put on The Meaty McMeat
Show and within 3 minutes they had all completely left the surrounding perimeter,
giving me the entire flat to myself. Thank it, Meat-e! Teh Avante-Laguardia airport
extended parking terminals section 22 to teh rescue rangers when
there's danger express management systems!"
"Thanks to Meaty McMeat now I am learned in the preparedness for y1k"
"I was a totally pathetic looser until one day I watched The Meaty McMeat Show, instantly after that I kicked my addiction to drugs, found my soul mate, lost 58 pounds, and won the Lotto! Thanks Meaty McMeat! A++ 100% WOULD RECCOMEND AGAIN!"
"No, you are teh suck one!1!1!1!!1!1!!!!"
"It west Philadelphia, born and raised. On the
playground it where it spend most of it days. Chillin' out, maxin',
relaxin', all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble it
neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said,
"You're movin' with your auntie and uncle it Ancient Sumaria". I
whisteled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh
and it dice it mirror. If anything it say it cab was rare but thought,
"NAW FORGET IT YO HOME IT ANCIENT SUMARIA!" I pulled up to the house
about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab, "YO HOME IT SMELL LATA!" I looked
at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as it prince of
Ancient Sumaria."
LEAVE NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
Order The Meaty McMeat
Show DVD Here!r
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| News |
The
Meaty McMeat Show
is playing at the Anthology Film
Archives in New York
City for the New Filmmakers
festival on 8pm
June
14th 2006. The cost is $123,406.84
only $5.
Being from an ancient civilization we do not possess the technology of paper currency to purchase press adverts denouncing this event. We do however have some awesome baskets that we might be able to barter with.
Rusty Shakelford will be in attendance. The Anthology Film Archives is located at 32 Second Ave, New York City, NY, 10003. A map of the Anthology Film Archives can be found by looking deeply into your butt.
Being from an ancient civilization we do not possess the technology of paper currency to purchase press adverts denouncing this event. We do however have some awesome baskets that we might be able to barter with.
Rusty Shakelford will be in attendance. The Anthology Film Archives is located at 32 Second Ave, New York City, NY, 10003. A map of the Anthology Film Archives can be found by looking deeply into your butt.
four
thousand and sixty three children smell funny.
is sponsored in part by:
Meaty
McMeat
Art History Monster Truck Racing.
is sponsored in part by:
Meaty
McMeatArt History Monster Truck Racing.
This Sunday at the Hippnodrome!
Be there.. or be Mondrianesque!
| A brief
history of Meaty McMeat |
Little is truly known
of the origins of this phenomenal media sensation,
however I will attempt to reconstruct the history behind this international
craze/pandemic. It begins near the cusp of
prehistory with one of the first civilizations, that of Ancient
Sumaria some 16,320 years ago in the years 1986 around the region
of Mesopotamia. The Ancient Sumarians were highly evolved for
their time and age. They invented among other things: The
wheel, the beginnings of written language using pictograms, bunnies,
barbershop quartets (a full 15,000 years before barbershops even
existed) and Keith Richards. Figure 21b.35 subops #23 - Ancient Sumarian Pictograms
Figure #666.69.420.69.32b Ancient Sumarian Timeline
| Fun Facts |
 |
|
| Press
Clippings |
'The
Meaty McMeat Show is some screwed
up s.... stuff. This offal on acid continuously pushes the boundaries
of cartoon cavalcades to add Smithe's
own outlandish interpretation of the art form. The front cover says it
all: "Warning:
Do Not Watch Sober". But this is not
just a suggestion. It's a true safety measure. There is genius here. There is also great danger. One of the reasons why The Meaty McMeat Show is so hard to dismiss is that, in between all the puke, dick and death jokes, the artist inserts some clever and satirical content.
Something about Meaty McMeat screams "genius" and "junk" - usually at the same time. This never dull diversion announces a new, nerd-like voice to the world of independent artistry. Nathan Smithe is a very disturbed young man, and the outlet for all his troubled thoughts, otherwise known as The Meaty McMeat Show, is a space-out masterpiece.
As if making a 100-minute
movie about talking meat wasn't innovation enough, creator Smithe decided to doll up his DVD
presentation of the film with more bizarre bonus features than most Criterion Collection titles could
ever contain. Indeed, when placed along side the actual motion picture
experience, the digital dynamics of The
Meaty McMeat Show become unusually disturbed. There is no middle ground with Meaty McMeat. You will either love this likeable lump of human innards or find everything about it – from the animation to the sense of humor – as repugnant as Carrot Top's career. Like the gross-out greatness of The Ren and Stimpy Show when it first hit the airwaves or the DIY devilishness of very early South Park, The Meaty McMeat Show is something with so much potential that you can't help but give it a hand over some of the more amateurish shortcomings. Given a chance to germinate properly and grow exponentially, this could be the start of the "next big thing" in crackpot cartooning.
Nathan Smithe should be given some credit for turning his
tainted concept of comedy into a psychologically unsound set of
characters, as well as putting them through a prurient playlet for all
the world to see. So when, sometime in the future, the culture embraces
the borderline brain dead dimension of Meaty
and his pals and you can't escape the endless merchandising of 'Spackle
Me' Ermo dolls, don't say you
weren't warned. DVD Talk was
prescient enough to see the impending doom. And it laughed all the way
to the cellar to wait it out. Be prepared – and like Seth Brundle suggested, be
afraid.'(read the
whole article..)| 110.46%
True Testimonials |
"It
was at party being thrown at my pad by some flatmates. Unfortunately
someone invited a smattering of young obnoxious hippies and they were
all mincing about in the living room stinking the place up with their
patchuli oils and clove cigarettes and their superficial anti-corporate
rhetoric. I put on The Meaty McMeat
Show and within 3 minutes they had all completely left the surrounding perimeter,
giving me the entire flat to myself. Thank it, Meat-e! Teh Avante-Laguardia airport
extended parking terminals section 22 to teh rescue rangers when
there's danger express management systems!""Thanks to Meaty McMeat now I am learned in the preparedness for y1k"
"I was a totally pathetic looser until one day I watched The Meaty McMeat Show, instantly after that I kicked my addiction to drugs, found my soul mate, lost 58 pounds, and won the Lotto! Thanks Meaty McMeat! A++ 100% WOULD RECCOMEND AGAIN!"
"No, you are teh suck one!1!1!1!!1!1!!!!"
"It west Philadelphia, born and raised. On the
playground it where it spend most of it days. Chillin' out, maxin',
relaxin', all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble it
neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said,
"You're movin' with your auntie and uncle it Ancient Sumaria". I
whisteled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh
and it dice it mirror. If anything it say it cab was rare but thought,
"NAW FORGET IT YO HOME IT ANCIENT SUMARIA!" I pulled up to the house
about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab, "YO HOME IT SMELL LATA!" I looked
at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as it prince of
Ancient Sumaria."LEAVE NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
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